This is what Elise will look like when she’s older, I bet. o.o
Keanu Reeves is a vampire
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
How Guilty are you?
Anorexia
[x] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self-esteem.
[x] You hate your body.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[x] People always say you’re skinny, but you think you’re fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x ] You skip at least one meal a day.
[x] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 7/9
ADHD
[x ] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[x] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren’t very shy.
Total: 5/7
Bipolar disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[ ] You have very high self-esteem at times.
[] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide
[x] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 5/7
Bulimia nervosa
[x] You’ve thrown up all your food at one time
[] You thrown it up even when you don’t feel sick.
[] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[] You eat fast.
[x] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[] You always say you are fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 2/8
Conuct disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose
[] You always lie.
[ ] You’ve stayed out all night.
[] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 2/9
Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self-esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 6/9
Obsessive compulsive disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[x] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 6/6
Schizophrenia/Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can’t escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x ] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 7/8
40/63
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I am a Slytherin~
Gryffindor:
[ ] You are loud.
[x] You like going to school to see your friends.
[ ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
[ ] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[ ] You like to be the center of attention.
[x] You get above average grades in school.
[ x] You’ve been called bossy before.
[ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[ x ] You are athletic.
[ ] You are one of the best players on your team.
[x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
[] You like the colour red.
[ ] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
[] You would never break a promise.
TOTAL: 4
Hufflepuff:
[x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
[ x ] You get average grades in school.
[ ] You’ve been called boring before.
[ x] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
[] You value honesty.
[] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
[ ] You like the colour yellow.
[] You have a job.
[x ] You are athletic.
[ ] You are a team player.
[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
[] You are easily amused.
[] You like helping others.
[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
[ ] You like the music played on the radio best.
TOTAL: 4
Ravenclaw:
[X] You get good grades in school.
[X] You like to read.
[ x] Dumb people annoy you.
[X] You are creative.
[]You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
[]You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.
[ ] You hate cheating.
[] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
[x ] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
[X] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
[X] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
[ ] You like the colour blue.
[ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
[X] You tend to over analyze things.
[X] You can focus and pay attention well.
TOTAL: 9
Slytherin:
[X] You are very competitive.
[X] You like the finer things in life.
[ ] You think welfare is a waste.
[ x ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
[X] You’ve been called a snob before.
[X] You think the end justifies the means.
[X] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
[ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
[X] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.
[X] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
[X] You are very good with words.
[X] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You love to win.
[X] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.
TOTAL: 13](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznxysUC8T1r377bao1_500.jpg)
I am a Slytherin~
Gryffindor:
[ ] You are loud.
[x] You like going to school to see your friends.
[ ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
[ ] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[ ] You like to be the center of attention.
[x] You get above average grades in school.
[ x] You’ve been called bossy before.
[ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[ x ] You are athletic.
[ ] You are one of the best players on your team.
[x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
[] You like the colour red.
[ ] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
[] You would never break a promise.
TOTAL: 4
Hufflepuff:
[x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
[ x ] You get average grades in school.
[ ] You’ve been called boring before.
[ x] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
[] You value honesty.
[] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
[ ] You like the colour yellow.
[] You have a job.
[x ] You are athletic.
[ ] You are a team player.
[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
[] You are easily amused.
[] You like helping others.
[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
[ ] You like the music played on the radio best.
TOTAL: 4
Ravenclaw:
[X] You get good grades in school.
[X] You like to read.
[ x] Dumb people annoy you.
[X] You are creative.
[]You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
[]You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.
[ ] You hate cheating.
[] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
[x ] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
[X] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
[X] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
[ ] You like the colour blue.
[ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
[X] You tend to over analyze things.
[X] You can focus and pay attention well.
TOTAL: 9
Slytherin:
[X] You are very competitive.
[X] You like the finer things in life.
[ ] You think welfare is a waste.
[ x ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
[X] You’ve been called a snob before.
[X] You think the end justifies the means.
[X] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
[ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
[X] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.
[X] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
[X] You are very good with words.
[X] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You love to win.
[X] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.
TOTAL: 13
“Here’s a concise guide (mostly based on decades of personal observation:-)) on how to survive first contact with an INTJ. Don’t take it too seriously but ignore it at your own peril (not a bad disclaimer, he, he).
- Expect debate. INTJs enjoy tearing things apart to understand them and to…
